Maybe he can be bait for the wolves.
Any leftovers would be taken care of by the bears, coyotes, and vultures.
1989, there was this animal rights activist on Larry King Live talking about following deer hunters and scaring away the deer. I was in Port Arthur, Texas at the time on a construction project. I thought, “OK, Genius. Come down to East Texas or Southwest Louisiana and do that. Go follow Thibodaux and Boudreaux on the deer lease. You might get the bonus of accompanying Fontenot on his gator hunt. Now what’s for gator bait?”
You never know who gets lost in the Big Thicket.
People in Louisiana are still out there looking for Jean Lafitte's treasure, lol.