“Get Out!" Michelle Rips Into Obama! (National Enquirer)

National Enquirer ^ | October 31, 2014 | Steve Herz

[EveningStar]

"GET OUT!” That’s the latest verbal smackdown Michelle Obama aimed at her husband Barack – now known as the “Horndog Prez” and the “Commander-in-Peep”!

Only a few months after the President was called a “perv” for peering down a young cutie’s dress, sources tell The National ENQUIRER that Michelle “hit the roof” when he was caught in another case of hanky-panky.

[skinkinthegrass]

*SQUIRREL!*
to the National/Gov't Media.
b/c we all knows, he's an aberrant.
(queer/homo/gay)

[tillacum]

Sounds like someone is telling us he’s a hetrosexual. I wonder what Reggie Love thinks of this ???? HMMMMM???

[Arthur McGowan]

Obola, Moochelle, Malaria, and Sharia.

WE can’t stand them, and we just see them through the media.

Living with each other must be hell on earth.

[Rembrandt]

“But who could ever doubt the National Enquirer? :-D”

They have a surprisingly good batting avg at exposing shenanigans within the Dim Party.

[dandiegirl]

Hmm someone must be getting ready to unload on Obama / Reggie Love, right after the election.

Bibi

[glock rocks]

What’d he do? Snap someone’s jock strap?

Again?

[Ann Archy]

He’s GAY!!

[Resettozero]

Who cares if their marriage is unhappy? I don’t know whether or not the story is true. But I do know that it is a distraction, and I suspect that it is meant to be.

Is there anything BUT distraction coming from this current administration?

But I wasn't saying whether we should care or not of their happiness; I was telling another poster that the Enquirer had not been the only source of this kind of gossip.

[JoeFromSidney]

Jay Leno had a skit on this a few years back! How does he pin a microphone on a full breasted woman without touching her? He practiced on a plumber bent over!

I know it sounds like a joke, but I had that problem once. I was chairing a session at a scientific conference. One of my duties was to introduce each speaker, then hang a microphone around their neck. One of the speakers was indeed a full breasted woman. I managed to get the mike on her without any problem, but I spent the whole time she was delivering her talk wondering how I was going to get that mike off her. Fortunately she saved me the trouble. When she was finished with her talk, she took off the mike and handed it to me. My guess is that she'd faced the same situation at other conferences.