Nine Insulting Ways Cosmo Is Trying to Get Women to Vote

nationalreview.com ^ | 11/3/2014 | Katherine Timpf

[rktman]

Cosmopolitan magazine has launched “#CosmoVotes,” a campaign that endorses liberal candidates and then pushes women to vote for them.

[rktman]

Sad to say, there are probably voters out there that would actually be swayed by this tripe. If they could learn that these polls are different from the poles they are used to using. Sheesh. Hopefully the karduouchians will weigh in before tomorrow.

[MNDude]

Wow, these are even worse than I thought they would be...

“1. Vote Because the Election Is November 4 and ‘Four Is Beyoncé’s Favorite Number’”

I’m sure they know their readers well though.

[ClearCase_guy]

Feminists really hold women in complete contempt.

[Buckeye McFrog]

And here I thought it could not get worse than in 2012 when they were telling women to “vote with your vagina!”

[DaveyB]

#4 Your ‘Birth Control state supported killing of babies after a bacchanal of narcissistic slutty fornication Could Be at Stake’

[TsonicTsunami08]

Women are going to vote Cuomo. They have just made up their minds that they don’t like Ebola, Al Qeada and recidivis MS 13 members running around the neighborhood with the kids and all.

[C210N]

“1. Vote Because the Election Is November 4 and ‘Four Is Beyoncé’s Favorite Number’”

What a coincidence, Øbama and Beyoncé alike!

Øbama on the green: "Four!"

[Rummyfan]

[Rummyfan]

...

4. Your ‘Birth Control Could Be at Stake’

5. Republicans Oppose Hiking the Minimum Wage, and That’s Sexist

6. Evil Conservative Fox News Thinks Women Are Just Stupid ‘Beyoncé Voters’ *

*: Guess they forgot Number 1....

...

[Slyfox]

It is pretty insulting that the libs think that we all vote with our loins.

Sexual excitation is the last thing that should be deciding who our leaders are.

[Prophet2520]

“7. We Will Pick You Up in a ‘~pArTy bUs~’ So You Can Vote
...The bus will be “ stocked with snacks, prizes” and — you guessed it! — “shirtless male models.””

Could someone please pick me up to vote in a bus stocked with shirtless female models? jk. SMH

[GOPJ]

Women are starting to turn to Republicans because they’re tired of being insulted by democrats...

[Oliviaforever]

Cosmo is part of a corporation and liberals are opposed to corporations giving donations to political campaigns, but now they are all for it when they are making donations to Democrats.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Besides, who but a complete friggin idjut would even read Cosmo?

I mean, they’ve been promoting the exact same Sex Survey on the front cover every other month since 1958.

[PATRIOT1876]

#10. Like, whatever, Whatever, WHATEVER!

[NorthMountain]

Half the population is below average.

[GOPJ]

Besides, who but a complete friggin idjut would even read Cosmo?

LOL - good point.