http://www.malt-o-meal.com/cold-cereals/
Or eat your grocer’s generic brand. I doubt Piggly Wiggly or Kroger or A&P or Publix or Safeway is going to promote sodomy in such an outright fashion.
Generic brands don’t advertise as much. Though I can’t eat Frosted Flakes all that much anymore for health reasons, that stuff I loaded with calories, and I am not a young kid with super metabolism anymore.