Posted on 12/03/2014 11:29:16 AM PST by SeekAndFind
If we could reclassify the EPA as pig flatulence, we could get the EPA to fund its own elimination.
A report released by Arizona Republican Sen. Jeff Flake found numerous examples of EPA mismanagement and excess, including employees illegitimately spending $15 million on agency credit cards and $9 million the agency lost track of funding projects in California.
Happens to everyone. One time I lost track of $12 million in Arizona and couldn’t find it for a week.
$1,500,000 annually to store out-of-date and unwanted publications at an Ohio warehouse” and another “$700,000 to attempt to reduce methane emitted from pig flatulence in Thailand.”
They attempted to do it. If you’re going to spend $700K on pig flatulence, then can’t you at least succeed at whatever you were trying to do?
Why not feed them sriracha and weaponize them instead?
EPA = Exotic Pigs’ Asses
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