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To: alloysteel

OK!! Everybody pay attention!

Lesson for today:

1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.

2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.

3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.

4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.

5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.

Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?


19 posted on 01/21/2015 5:20:40 PM PST by abclily
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To: abclily
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

The same answer they have for everything: tax it.

29 posted on 01/21/2015 6:34:00 PM PST by wastedyears (I may be stupid, but at least I'm not Darwin Awards stupid.)
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To: abclily

Politicians are shamans capable of blocking out the sun. We grant them the authority to deal with the sun, the moon and the stars. They are our very own gods who make our lives worth living. Their importance is vast and their powers vaster. Just ask them. They will tell you in most somber tones they are our only hope. Of course they can control the temperature of the earth because they have the knowledge and the authority to control the temperature of the sun.
We will always worship the magicians who make the impossible happen. Our mighty ruling class controls the world. We are saved by the best and the brightest, or, at least by the little princes who rule us.


32 posted on 01/21/2015 7:15:12 PM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: abclily

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>> “Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?” <<

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They don’t.

Thy only plan to control the flow of money and power, and this vote seals that for this congress.

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40 posted on 01/21/2015 9:11:46 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: abclily
Timeless piece you've created.

No one in Washington could even began to answer your well presented analogy.

45 posted on 01/22/2015 1:40:19 AM PST by VideoDoctor
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To: abclily

Those like Senator Inhofe don’t intend on controlling the sun ... which is why they said they believe in Climate Change (as I do, too) ... thereby negating the advocacy for “Anthropogenic Global Warming” ... :-) ...


48 posted on 01/22/2015 4:03:13 AM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: abclily

Big mirrors................


56 posted on 01/22/2015 9:13:50 AM PST by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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