Seriously.
What a government! I have savings that are well invested for the future:
In a life-time supply of 100 watt light bulbs. In lamps for the day when lamps that nhat use 100 watt light bulbs can no longer be purchased. In clothing made of 100% natural fabric clothing, to prepare for the day when everything has spandex in it.
Next, a possibly inefficient fireplace heater?