[Mad Dawgg]

“Honest, Mrs. Smith! I stumbled and fell on that naked lady. I put my hands out to break my fall and grabbed her, well, chests.”

Well if my Cub scout troop had been like that I would've definitely stayed in and went all the way to Eagle Scout!

[blueunicorn6]

I think you wouldn’t have left that beach except to get a milkshake.

“Has anyone seen Mad Dawgg?”

“I think he’s down at the nudie beach again, Mrs. Smith.”

“Johnny...take a milkshake and see if you can get him to come back and make some crafts.”

“I think he wants to make one of those nudie girls, Mrs. Smith.”

“Well, he won’t be going to the camporee then.”