BRIAN WILLIAMS: I Own “Part of the Fuselage” of Chopper That Crashed in Osama Bin Laden Raid

The Gateway Pundit ^ | 2-8-2015 | Jim Hoft

[mountn man]

I have the Lunar Rover that they drove on the moon.

[mountn man]

It won’t matter who replaces him NBC will pick the worst person possible which is good. Keep the ratings down as low as possible. I would never watch that garage anyways and not many people do.

Chris Matthews or Keith Olbermann

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Williams said he built the helicopter himself in his backyard.

[Chad_the_Impaler]

Actually...pieces of the Berlin Wall are easy to come by.

[Mozilla]

[kalee]

Where hasn’t he been? What hasn’t he done? What exclusive insiders doesn’t he know? And what favors haen’t they done for him?

[Buttons12]

The Marvelous Adventures of Brian Munchausen, volume II.

[BigEdLB]

[catnipman]

"I have part of the Berlin wall and the moon landing module."

That's nothing. Brian personally gave me a moon rock he personally brought back from the Apollo 11 Moon Mission:

Here's a picture of the moon rock Brian gave me. I know it looks like an ordinary river rock, but Brian PROMISED me this rock REALLY did come from the moon!

[PCPOET7]

you cant have green lanterns ring I have it. Brian Williams gave it to me he found it on the dead body he saw outside his hotel room when he was covering hurricane Katrina.

[Daaave]

Here's a tip for fellow freepers. Avoid the crash site of a stealth aircraft unless you have proper protection. If you have to have fragments of the outer body panels from a stealth aircraft, store it in an airtight container. And don't ever burn it. They are very toxic. Personally, I wouldn't even touch it.

"In fact, illness and death after exposure to burning composites has been reported. Furthermore, many of the health effects of exposure to burning composites are unknown."

composite.about.com

[laconic]

Reminds me of Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci on Saturday Night Live in the 1970s, self-styled “gossip columnist” for the Vatican newspaper. Fr. Sarducci had visited Jerusalem and was most impressed by sellers in the street stalls offering “real pieces of the genuine Cross” and if you could afford it, The Holy Grail. Williams probably bought two.

[NTHockey]

But do you have a Captain Midnight secret decoder ring? No collection is complete without one.

[left that other site]

Yet more from the Definitive, Authorized, Unexpurgated, and Really Really Real Autobiography of Brian Williams:

We were surrounded. The Japs had created a sort of "Bulge" around us, which gives me a great idea for the name of the coming epic battle, which I will unveil in my next report from the Front. In the meantime, it is bitterly cold, and as I sit here in my foxhole, I can see ice floating, along with the bodies of Oppressed African-Americans, down the flooded Yalu River as it snakes into oblivion on this Godforsaken Island! A Peaceful-Muslim approached me with a surrender demand, but I bravely repulsed him with an epithet appropriate to his culture.

"Tell your Sheik that I have One Word for him... PISTACHIOS!"

I am sure that he got the message! This will go down in History!

[left that other site]

I already have one of those.

[skinkinthegrass]

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[RipSawyer]

I recorded this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfCAzY1U4I before I faked my own death, went to my own funeral dressed as a preacher and went back to my old job driving a truck.

Top that Brian.

[azishot]

Here’s a whopper and it’s not from Burger King.

[Kenton]

I've got to go out back and rummage through the wood pile. I think I've got a piece of the True Cross out there, and Brian Williams might pay good money for it.