[ConorMacNessa]

Where did he get it? E-Bay? And has he run it by the experts at Pawn Stars to get the real skinny on the twisted metal he put out all those Benjamins on?

"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life.
I am prepared to give my life in their defense."

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Yet more from the Definitive, Authorized, Unexpurgated, and Really Really Real Autobiography of Brian Williams:

We were surrounded. The Japs had created a sort of "Bulge" around us, which gives me a great idea for the name of the coming epic battle, which I will unveil in my next report from the Front. In the meantime, it is bitterly cold, and as I sit here in my foxhole, I can see ice floating, along with the bodies of Oppressed African-Americans, down the flooded Yalu River as it snakes into oblivion on this Godforsaken Island! A Peaceful-Muslim approached me with a surrender demand, but I bravely repulsed him with an epithet appropriate to his culture.

"Tell your Sheik that I have One Word for him... PISTACHIOS!"

I am sure that he got the message! This will go down in History!