Posted on 03/26/2015 2:22:09 PM PDT by drewh
That should sell like hotcakes, look out Vicki’s Secret./s
does she live in SLC ???
Cue the sacred garmies pics..
:)
Let them wear BurquAhs
“Not everything is about being sexy or being objectified for the male gaze,”
Who the heck likes ugly underwear? Some women wear “sexy” underwear for themselves simply because they like it.
Straight from the Pajama Boy clothing line?
Like a burqua?? Idiot.
Get real. This chic is a fruitcake and her line will not last long. We women primarily purchase lingerie to feel beautiful and impress men. Most of us have sweats and t shirts for sleeping. The only women who might purchase her items are dikes and female athletes.
God bless the free market!
SATIN AND SILK
Since my trips have been extensive ev’rywhere
I’ve become a much wiser gal,
For I’ve noticed that expensive underwear
Can improve a gal’s morale.
It is strange how lovely lingerie
Can affect a gal’s false modesty
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
Though she knows that boys are evil imps
Yet she yearns to give those boys a glimpse
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
You cannot expect a lady to exert that certain pull
If she’s wearing cotton stockings
And her bloomers are made of wool,
But a woman’s woes are at an end
And she’s all prepared to make a friend
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
She’s for pettin’ and for pattin’
If she’s wearing silk and satin, satin and silk.
It is strange what undergarments do
To convert a maiden’s point of view
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
She will never say her pride was hurt
Should a breeze blow by and lift her skirt
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
You cannot expect a debutante
To show she’s full o’ pep
If her slip is made of cotton
And her panties are made of rep,
But she feels much more self-confident
And will dine alone with any gent
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Give her broccoli au gratin,
If she’s wearing silk and satin, satin and silk.
Though a gal may have been born a prude
She can quite reverse her attitude
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
With attractive trimmin’s ‘neath her dress,
She can shake like hell and spell success
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
Satin and silk.
You cannot expect a burlesque queen
To cherish further hope
If her bra is made of buckram
And her G-string is made of rope,
But she knows ‘cause she has traveled miles
She can always lay ‘em in the aisles
If she’s wearing silk and satin,
She can flatten Lord Mountbatten,
If she’s wearing silk and satin, satin and silk.
What’s the point of lingerie if it’s not supposed to be sexy? That’s like saying you want a slow race car
“Looks like she has Buckwheat in a head-lock!”
Now that’s funny right thar I tell ya.
Barbara Olson wrote a book, I think the name was Hell To Pay. In it she said while Bill was running for office in Arkansas the aides had to tell hil to shave her legs and under her arms.
First off, the only feminist I know is Sarah Palin and I seriously doubt she would by anything from this loon.
Then again, Palin could make a burqa look sexy.
First off, the only feminist I know is Sarah Palin and I seriously doubt she would by anything from this loon.
Then again, Palin could make a burqa look sexy.
http://i60.tinypic.com/f9pk6c.jpg
Okay, I’m looking at this picture—and I don’t know what I’m looking at. This is not a good thing.
Lingerie FAIL.
Ho about a mumu..why not just go with that?
Werx fer me...
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