“the state grapples with a serious drought.”
Look! An ocean of water over to the east of you!
Dummy. I meant to the west
West.
“Look! An ocean of water over to the east of you!”
Good Lord! Don’t tell them to look EAST! They’ll be draining Lake Michigan if you do that! ;)
Time to revisit our Great Lakes Compact and make damn sure none of those hosers in southern CA get a DROP of lake water from the Midwest!
http://www.glslcompactcouncil.org/index.aspx
I still don’t TRUST IL or NY being in this group with us. Either state has a HISTORY of prostituting themselves to the highest bidder/special interest group! (Gays, Food Nazis, Enviro-Weenies, et al!)