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To: CatherineofAragon

Death had a near Chuck-Norris experience.


10 posted on 05/05/2015 1:39:30 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.


22 posted on 05/05/2015 1:46:13 PM PDT by mykroar ("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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To: SeekAndFind
Death had a near Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did

38 posted on 05/05/2015 1:56:45 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.


106 posted on 05/05/2015 4:06:05 PM PDT by kpbruinfan (Modern day warrior, today's Tom Sawyer, floated down a river on a raft with a black guy! - Cartman)
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