Mary Gonzalez, First Openly Pansexual Legislator, Explains How She Is Changing Minds In Texas

huffington ^ | 5/29/15

[ExTxMarine]

Pansexual - isn’t that what Jason Biggs was doing in “American Pie?”

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Don't understand this 'pansexuality'. It sounds like it means she'll sleep with anything and screw everything. Back in my day, we called a woman like that 'a slut'.

Don't know about being a 'pansexual' but I know I love 'sex in a pan'! 😘

[henkster]

“Pansexual” must be another way of saying “whatever.”

[Servant of the Cross]

“I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.”

[Army Air Corps]

Basically, she is an equal opportunity slut who’ll do anything to anyone anytime anywhere.

[oldbrowser]

Bi sexual means men or women, right. So pan sexual must include other species.

[Army Air Corps]

Hurray! You like to have sex with women, or women acting as men, or men acting as women!

...or women who identify as men who dress as robots dressed as furries.

[Yaelle]

I really don’t understand pansexual. I’m not sure I even understand bisexual.

Back in the 1980s all the famous gays would say they were bisexual. In the end they were all just gay. I remember an actor, a very flaming one (he later died of AIDS), joking on a chat show that he loved being bisexual because that meant that whoever he was talking with at a party, he could go home with. He joked that he liked to date people his same size so he could borrow their clothes, either gender. See, I just thought he was attracted to the guys for the sex, but the girls for their clothes.

So I actually do think that bisexuals are mostly gay but deign to date the opposite sex sometimes.

Because I am only attracted to one gender, I find it hard to believe that there are people who don’t even CARE what gender they will spend their next romantic interlude with. This woman, it seems she has dated some transgenders. Maybe she liked that and that is why she calls herself “pan.” But doesn’t she have any actual desires to be with a certain gender? Is all this fluidity just “well, if pressed I WOULD sleep with these other people - I don’t discriminate” ?? Who has a fantasy that goes... “and there I was trying to reach my back to apply the sunscreen, when Any Random Person Walks in and says they will help...” I’m not buyin’ it.

[Pajamajan]

Whoa...never heard of pansexual. Insane.

[IrishBrigade]

A plethora of pig poop

abundantium fimorum porcorum...

A horn-of-plenty of horse hockey...

cornucopia excrementorum equorum...

I woner if Mr. Chips ever had his boys translate stuff like that...

[IrishBrigade]

She prefers having sex with pans?

for her sake I hope she uses those with nonstick surfaces...

[Pajamajan]

Rofl!

[IrishBrigade]

Spatula Clark.............

stop, you’re killing me...

[sparklite2]

"In the 50s, life was so simple. We had boys or girls, men or women, pedophiles and homosexuals."

And you knew who you were then
Girls were girls and men were men
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again

Those who do not learn from All in the Family are doomed to repeat it.

[sparklite2]

LOL

[SWAMPSNIPER]

“Pansexual” means HIDE THE CHICKENS!

[GOYAKLA]

Her God must be Pan and she frolics with the flocks of sheep & goats.
If chimps and other bonobos are going to be give Human Rights why not sheep and goats?
Then she could get a license, to marry.
It’s a small(stupid) world, after all!

[Sarah Barracuda]

I can let her borrow a pyrex bowl we have..actually I take that back, if she uses it the way I think she will she can keep it

[odawg]

Pansexual? I’ve yet to master LBGT (I think) and they spring another one on us.

[Moose47]

Will you please add a BARF ALERT if you are going to run crap like this again LOL

Cheers...Chris