. survival skills include bow hunting polar bear,
. 
...and guarding the stash
Ice age!!!??? What? Did we over-correct?
Actually, we are currently in a two million year ice age, but in one of its inter-glacials at the moment. We are due to go back into the deep freeze any time.
Quick!
Everybody go out and put bricks on the gas pedals of your SUVs!
We can beat this!
. survival skills include bow hunting polar bear,
.
...and guarding the stash
If we're headed for an ice age, I'm taking both gas guzzling SUV's out of the garage along with the two lawn mowers, weed whackers, my 10k watt generator and anything else that burns gas and creates "global warming" and starting them all up, letting them run non-stop!