Next thing we will hear is they have discovered water is wet.
or that ocean water has salt in it.
Hey, not fair! I was a Systems Maintenance Officer in Germany, and that was about the only thing NOT in my job description.
Worst effing job I had during my 8 years. Took all of the blame, without any of the authority necessary to get the job done.
Group Commander would randomly visit our tac park on Friday afternoons. Every time he visited, I was the only officer on site. After the third time that happened, the fecal matter really started rolling down the hill.
I coined a new acronym for vehicles that had multiple deficiencies: MFB - Mother F----r's Broke. Battalion Staff didn't see the efficacy, or the humor, of that acronym.