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Health Warning: Drinking this swill will make you burp and pee!

1 posted on 06/09/2015 2:10:22 PM PDT by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet

I like diet Coke and diet Dr Pepper once in a while, but I usually drink water or coffee.


2 posted on 06/09/2015 2:12:31 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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What does the health warning on gay bath houses look like?


3 posted on 06/09/2015 2:19:01 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
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Nannies.


6 posted on 06/09/2015 2:24:36 PM PDT by vpintheak (Call the left what they are - regressive control-freaks)
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Kindergarten gang at it again.


7 posted on 06/09/2015 2:24:45 PM PDT by onedoug
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In Liberaland the peasants are assumed to be too stupid to know what is good for them. If they keep electing socialist busybodies, they are.


8 posted on 06/09/2015 2:25:59 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (A free society canÂ’t let the parameters of its speech be set by murderous extremists.)
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Will they also issue a city wide warning about the much,much greater lethality of anal intercourse?


9 posted on 06/09/2015 2:29:39 PM PDT by Cyman (We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
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Warning — drinking sugary soda may make you too fat to engage in unprotected sodomy or to marry another man.


10 posted on 06/09/2015 2:30:01 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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How about a warning on bags of sugar?


13 posted on 06/09/2015 2:48:29 PM PDT by The Louiswu (what is art?)
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In the end, it’s all gonna be about taxes...just like cigarettes. And then chips and dips and everything else. Oh hell....just put a 1% Federal Tax on all food so they can keep the Fed pre-school baby sitting programs.


14 posted on 06/09/2015 2:52:05 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Did they ever consider issuing health warnings about the dangers of anal sex? The health effects of that are certainly ore toxic tot he system than a sugary drink.
15 posted on 06/09/2015 3:00:49 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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