[Secret Agent Man]

Why isnt the homosexual community propping up these places?

[Larry Lucido]

Or the racially ambiguous community?

"You mean we're just a couple of white people?" "Yeah, I guess." "Wanna go to the Gap?" "Sure."

[Ouderkirk]

When we walk by Abercrombie or Hollister stores in the mall I tell my young sons that those stores are for girls and homo’s.

I say it loud enough to be heard by the clerks and patrons so there is no ambiguity. My boys won’t be caught wearing their stuff.