[bigbob]

It was lesbo from the get-go. If a man wanted a bedtime snack, he’d pop open a giant bag of nacho cheese Doritos...

[Carthego delenda est]

“If a man wanted a bedtime snack, he’d pop open a giant bag of nacho cheese Doritos...”

I see the makings of a new flavor:

“You got Doritos in my yogurt!... You got yogurt on my Doritos!...”