Michelle Obama: If I Could Have a Different Job, "I'd Be Beyoncé"

E! Online ^ | July 31, 2015 | by LILY HARRISON

[davius]

Really? I would have thought Louis Armstrong or maybe Tiger Woods.

[SparkyBass]

They’d be “The Twerk and the Jerk”!

[Zenjitsuman]

You may want to be Beyonce, but you’re qualified to be Chewie.

That is how I have seen her since I first laid eyes on that mad faced Wookie

[2ndDivisionVet]

Or Ru Paul.

[lewislynn]

I different job?

"beyonce's not a job. Beyoncé's a person WITH A JOB.

[M Kehoe]

Isn’t there a new Star Wars movie coming? She could play Chewbacca.

5.56mm

[Zenjitsuman]

Nah, Beyonce pays for her own vacations, Michelle is a Mooch.

[tumblindice]

2015, the nightmare continues ...

[laweeks]

The First Wookie would have to have a sex change, a whole body makeover from MACO, lots of putty and bondo, and tons of slob (fat) removed from his/her body.

Follow all that with a major, major face transplant.

[nascarnation]

Havin' fun in Havana

[dontreadthis]

[Fungi]

I think I am going to throw up. Ugly to the bone.

[DoughtyOne]

This woman has the equivalent of the female version of a bromance with Bionce. She can’t stop the gushing of her feelings about her, replete with star-lit eyes and slobber.

What’s this, the fifth time I’ve seen it mentioned she adores here, wants to be just like her, would like a life like hers, just love to be around her, or some other form of intimate connection?

You know damn well this is all about currying favor with her peeps, and looking ever so cool to those in the hood, as if she had any other connection THEM.

God help the person who gets in a tangle with this moose. Count your ears and other body parts going in. Immediately after as well...

[windsorknot]

rapper Wale

Michelle could be rapper, Whale.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LMAO! Not a chance in h3ll!

[ETL]

She has a job? Who knew.

[ETL]

Why not Secretary of State?

[JoeProBono]

[UnwashedPeasant]

There is a resemblance.

[Sacajaweau]

I think she’s got crotch itch.