Posted on 08/04/2015 7:48:03 AM PDT by rktman
State police with K-9 dogs are searching the woods for a person suspected of shooting two people outside a hip-hop concert in central New Jersey.
The shooting happened late Monday outside the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, causing panic among the crowd attending a show by Big Sean and J. Cole.
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Who’da thunkit?
I’m shocked, shocked that there would be gun violence at a hip hop concert!
After all, we have LAWS against such things!
Unbelievable!
You'd think that would happen at a Tea party rally.
Almost never hear of such a thing.</sarc>
why anyone would attend any mass gathering of any thing closely related to hip-hop these days is beyond me.
Stampeding I can see. Sprinting? If they were wearing the "in fashion" of your pants around the ankles, I can visualize one hand being used to pull their pants up.
“search for suspect in shooting outside concert”
Oh....I thought two patrons got in an argument over the performance of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony & whether the conductor was following the libretto that night.
We be like, runnin an jumpin an stuff like dat
You know what I be sayin ??
Definition of a Hip Hop concert ... The tragic and accidental outcome of a planned shooting.
A hip-hop concert goer heading into the woods? Talk about a fish out of the water. There be like lions, tigers, and bears in dem woods. Oh my! The imagery of that poor soul, clinging to his snub nosed .38 with one hand, holding his baggy pants up with his other, gold chain around his neck weighing him down, as he ventures off the pavement into the woods is comical.
I know who did it. His name is Dindu Nuffin.
“A hip-hop concert goer heading into the woods? Talk about a fish out of the water. There be like lions, tigers, and bears in dem woods. Oh my! The imagery of that poor soul, clinging to his snub nosed .38 with one hand, holding his baggy pants up with his other, gold chain around his neck weighing him down, as he ventures off the pavement into the woods is comical.”
That was great! Thanks for the laugh.
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppin’, Easter’s on its way
Gene Autry - Peter Cottontail
That was about my mental image, too.
After a night out, that boy’s going to want to be caught.
And I hope the ticks and chiggers nail him real good, too.
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