Skip to comments.Donald Trump: ‘I Am Batman’
Posted on 08/17/2015 6:25:47 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
Donald Trump revealed Sunday what so many have suspected: that he is the masked vigilante Batman who terrorizes the criminals of Gotham by night.
Trump made the revelation during a helicopter ride at the Iowa State Fair. Mr. Trump? a little boy asked.
Yes? Trump said.
Are you Batman? he asked.
I am Batman, Trump responded.
Well, the current President is Robin. Us. Blind.
Just adorable. I’m sure he did it with a straight face. It would be an interesting exercise to picture other candidates being asked the same question by the same little boy. I’ll start. Cruz: Yes. I am Batman.
Pure coincidence, I'm sure ... They just picked the first Batman picture on "Bing" images ...
No, they didn't ...
Obviously Mediaite is trying to mock Trump. As usual, this will blow up in their faces.
Trump is great.
This is truly a new low. Low number that is. Trump can now make liberal and establishmentarian heads explode with only 3 words.
He is good with young boys.
“Just adorable. Im sure he did it with a straight face. It would be an interesting exercise to picture other candidates being asked the same question by the same little boy. Ill start. Cruz: Yes. I am Batman.”
Bernie Sanders. “I am not Batman. But since the leotard fits, I can be Robyn Banks.. I mean Robyn Hood. I steal from the rich and give to the richer.”
He could have responded with “I am Iron Man”
When I was a kid, my introduction to Batman wasn’t the comic book, but the sitcom. I never knew Batman was supposed to be a dramatic thriller blah blah blah.
You win the internet for today.
Excellent, and heartwarming.... even for us old-timers....
I wonder who would be Robin under a Trump presidency. Ted Cruz? Sarah Palin? One can dream...
p.s., now I’ve started thinking about a funny episode of Friends where Chandler has James Bond’s (Pierce Brosnan?) used tux, but Ross gets one from Val Kilmer (?) as Batman. Unfortunately Kilmer was wearing the tux to some benefit for blind people, not at the opening of the film, so it wasn’t quite as cool. LOL.
“You win the internet for today.”
I second that motion! :)
If the San Antonio Castro brothers were asked, they would both answer “I am Joker.”
“Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the land;
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, with his merry band;
He takes from the poor and gives to the rich,
What fun. Laughing with the kids and family! His grandpa is showing through. One article said the elevator to grandpa and grandmas apartment was well used. Can understand why!
Hee hee....good one!
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