The wheels are wobbling as they are getting closer to the point where they just fall off the axles and the whole charade ends up in the ditch, appropriate for the ditch pig she is.
Amen to that. The end looks likes it’s getting near.
“The wheels are wobbling as they are getting closer to the point where they just fall off the axles and the whole charade ends up in the ditch,”
I think you are far off the mark. I think the wheels come off but it continues down the road, throwing a cascade of sparks as it swerves from side to side.