Send those two to the Bravo channel.
Make it HLN (Hysterical Ladies Network, a.k.a. HeadLineNews or the Nancy Grace channel) have the two of them join in with 'ol Nancy for an occasional 3-way, and watch the make-up fly. (Nancy has loads).
Maybe one of the ladies will crash a chair over his head.
Think of possibilities...the jump in ratings...all that ad money.
Yes, I already know. You don't have to tell me.
Genius here.
Pure & simple. Keep it simple + killer app instincts.