Maybe to TLC. They are losing most of their little people shows and this could be a replacement as a tiny mind show maybe?
They can call it, “Big Ego, Tiny Minds”
Egos, they've got. Jerry has plenty enough for a whole crowd, sort of how Nancy wears enough make-up for 3, or more.
But for the ego element, send Nancy too.
Small minds --- could that be in this instance (and I don't want anybody to get any ideas that it should apply in all instances) the real leader of the three be one who qualifies proportionally inverse to the size of her...?
Or is she occasionally the brains of the bunch, in comparison?
When was the last time Jerry Rivers was right about something?
I seem to remember once, or twice maybe, but whatever that could have been about, is signal-to-noise smothered out, lost to present memory, causing me to suspect it was more an accident than had occurred due to deliberate, calm & measured analysis on his own part.
So he screwed up and was right about something. He only did it a few times, over span of many years. Is that any reason to keep him off the Hysterical Ladies Network?
I mean, c'mon, man. Get real, would you?
It could be like a two-fer. HLN beats TLC to the punch in regards to possible TLC plans for having their own little people "tiny mind" show. And lets face it. None of the three have the same charm as the real little people. Our audiences might not get the connection either, and if they did, could get mad as all get-out at us for trying to fool them.
But we still do a show incorporating the "little minds" TLC curiosity/investigative thing, but on HLN, mixed in with the normal, regular everyday hysteria-thing we've already got going for us, and that we know is a proven winner.
Just think of the ratings. Peel some off TLC people who watch that channel ('cause they can't stand the other alphabet-glop channels) and watch the ad revenues reallytake off! (I like the way you think!)
Now, about that bonus we were discussing --- to add to my consulting fee. What's that? We were not discussing a bonus be paid to myself? Well, then there's no time like the present!
Just think of all the ad revenue. We might be able to close in on Fox Network, eh, eH? Hear what I'm saying to you? Take some of their stars, then line them up in New Ways, and it'll be to the Moon, baby! Whattaya' say?
But no, that's alright. Don't tell me, I already know...
Genius, man. I can't help it. What can I say? I was born this way.