She had better buy some of this to prevent deadly vaginal discharges.
Posted on 09/09/2015 10:02:23 AM PDT by Gamecock
WACO, Texas – Officers searching a woman after a traffic stop found a fully-loaded pistol in her vagina, Waco police said.
Just before 11 p.m. Monday, officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover at 15th and Blair in north Waco for a traffic violation. During the stop, officers discovered the driver of the vehicle, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was allegedly had 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under his driver's seat. A further search of the car allegedly uncovered another 29.5 grams of meth and weighing scales in the purse of the female passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31.
Because the traffic stop occurred within 1,000 feet of an elementary school, both Garcia and Castaneda were arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone, Waco police Sgt. Patrick Swanton said.
While Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round chambered in her vagina.
The weapon was taken into evidence and Castaneda was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon.
“And it had a hair trigger.”
Good one.
Obviously, they are Obama’s dreamers who will make America a better place. They’ve certainly polluted Texas.
“How did that get there?? I’ve never seen it before. It isn’t mine!”
I was only trying to get a piece!
Do you smoke after sex?
No but my gun does.
And who honestly would want to be with a woman that could fit a smith and Wesson into her privates?
That's about as appealing as doing it with a jar of mayo.
She had better buy some of this to prevent deadly vaginal discharges.
“Waco police Sgt. Patrick Swanton said.”
This lying a$$hole is still around?
Happiness is a warm gun
Oh, a wetback. Go figure. Strange, but when one of those filthy messycan studs gets busted, they’re all smiles for the mug shot. Like they’re getting a senior picture or something.
If an eight pound baby can fit, then so can a gun.
More likely, though, it was one of the ultra-compact revolvers with folding grip.
“I am trying to visualize the logistics of revolver inserting, and have come to the conclusion that either the revolver was very small or she was very big.”
it was a S&W .22 semi. I guess it isn’t made any longer but it’s like a “nice Lorcin.”
Doctor to woman:
Have you had any vaginal discharge?
Not unless someone climbs in and pulls the trigger!
I’ve got my pistols in my pockets boys,
I’m Alabama bound.
I’ve got my pistols in my pockets boys, I’m
I’m Alabama bound.
Well, I’m not looking for no trouble
But nobody dogs me ‘round.
And if she took it out because she needed to use it? Ewwwww.
Sure wasn't a Colt Python!
“Slick piece you got there baby.”
It was Fast and it was Furious.
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