Posted on 09/09/2015 10:02:23 AM PDT by Gamecock
WACO, Texas Officers searching a woman after a traffic stop found a fully-loaded pistol in her vagina, Waco police said.
Just before 11 p.m. Monday, officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover at 15th and Blair in north Waco for a traffic violation. During the stop, officers discovered the driver of the vehicle, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was allegedly had 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under his driver's seat. A further search of the car allegedly uncovered another 29.5 grams of meth and weighing scales in the purse of the female passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31.
Because the traffic stop occurred within 1,000 feet of an elementary school, both Garcia and Castaneda were arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone, Waco police Sgt. Patrick Swanton said.
While Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson .22-caliber pistol with a round chambered in her vagina.
The weapon was taken into evidence and Castaneda was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon.
Skipped the article - went straight to comments - was not disappointed.
What? nothing about unlawful entry?
Probably use to carrying a magnum...
Or a Desert Eagle
The knife was too dangerous.
I'm sure there is a joke "in" there using the capital of 'Thai'land as the punch line.
5.56mm
Pistol Packin’ Mama
By Willie Nelson
Oh, drinkin’ beer in a cabaret
Was I havin’ fun!
Until one night she caught me right
And now I’m on the run.
Oh, lay that pistol down, Babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down.
Oh, she kicked out my windshield
And she hit me over the head.
She cussed and cried and said I lied
And she wished that I was dead.
Well, lay that pistol down, babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down
Drinking beer in the cabaret
And dancing with a blonde
Till one night she shot out the lights
Band that blonde was gone
Well, lay that pistol down, babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down
I’ll see you every night babe
I’ll woo you every day
And I’ll be your regular daddy
If you’ll put that gun away
And just, lay that pistol down, babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down
Drinking beer in the cabaret
And was I having fun
Until one night she caught me right
And now I’m on the run
And just, lay that pistol down, babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down
Now there was old Al Dexter
He always had his fun
But with some lead, she shot him dead
And his hawking deads are done
Now, lay that pistol down, babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down
I said, lay that pistol down, babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down
I said, lay that pistol down, babe.
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin’ mama
Lay that pistol down
“How this thread made it without a “No Thanks” is a mystery.”
This shouldn’t even be up for pubic debate.
So, she did not have a concealed carry permit?
Okay this thread is just hilariously gross. My husband says when he was in Army the guys had a saying “This is my weapon (gun), this is my gun (private parts.) One is for firing and one is for fun. LOL. This woman, Castenada gives a new slant on that saying.
Is this what women speak of when talking about painful discharges?
Well I tucked my Smith and Wesson
And I went to meet my man
He hangs out down on Alvarado Street
At the Pioneer Chicken stand
Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I’m sinking down
And I’m all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town
Linda Ronstadt, going out to buy Michael Moore a bucket
badda bing badda BOOM
Should have been charged with g_dawful carry.
I bought one of these in 1985 and had no trouble with it. Same for my Ruger .22's. Just clean them and they'll be fine. Used it as my coat pocket pistol.
$125 new in 1985, $250+ USED now! OW!
Long time Zevon fan here...great songwriter.
Got some Beaver loaded for Bear.
Will be right back to this thread after this word from
Trojan Kevlar Condoms.
Yeah, it was originally `Smith Corona’ and `sold’.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.