[ClearCase_guy]

That’s a *cough* *cough* non-standard approach.

[Future Snake Eater]

That’s a *cough* *cough* non-standard approach.

Not the preferred method.

[imardmd1]

1. I will not take charge of this post and all government property in view.

2. I will not walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert, and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing.

3. I will not report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.

4. I will not repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guardhouse than . . .

etc., etc., etc. . . .

Huh?

(This ought to get the Commanding Officer's attention as to all his defects . . . the corporal of the guard is paying no attention to my complaints.)