Al Gore spreads environmental gospel before climate talks

yahoo.com ^ | 9/30/2015 | Kerry Sheridan

[rktman]

Nobel Peace Prize winner Al Gore is busily training an army of organizers to go out and spread his environmental gospel ahead of key climate talks in Paris later this year.

The modern world is collapsing around us and we must change our ways, according to the former US vice president, who has led the training of more than 5,000 people in the last 18 months.

At each session, he delivers an updated version of his Academy Award-winning documentary "An Inconvenient Truth," using the latest news footage and startling videos to show how the very fossil fuels that have powered so much innovation are leading to the demise of society.

Air so hot it melts airport runways, floodwaters that crumble roads and bridges, methane that blows terrifying holes in Siberia and air pollution so thick it has shortened life expectancy in China by several years featured prominently during his three-hour presentation in Miami this week.

"The world that we have built was built for different conditions," Gore told about 1,000 people who came from 80 countries to attend the three-day climate training session.

[rktman]

Looks like the head goron managed to command a hurricane to develop (finally) that may or may not hit the U.S. Actually, I'm a little surprised that there wasn't record cold and snow fall in My-ami while he's pumping up his minions. Hey al baby. Just cause it ain't on "record" doesn't mean it never happened. Mind 'splainin' the land bridge in the Aleutians? Or villages under water that were once high and dry? How come you're east west arctic open water route is still not there? I can only hope that there is a ginormous blizzard in 'gay' Paris this December. Oh, by the way. Al are you swimming over there? No? How come. Ever hear of a video conference?

[lormand]

What Al Gore and other radicals are doing is a crime against humanity by stealing wealth and distributing among crony capitalists like himself.

[UCANSEE2]

“Gore told about 1,000 people who came from 80 countries to attend the three-day climate training session.”

I wonder what the ‘translators’ told their clients Gore was saying ?

“... he say we invest now, we make 1200% profit later.”

[Iron Munro]

[rktman]

Yeah but you’re the bad guy for not agreeing with his BS. LOL!

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

More like “spreads manure”.

[Zathras]

When I want to know how something works, I always check with C+ Divinity School grads for their opinions. /sar

[Resolute Conservative]

Please Al, assume room temperature and take some of your buddies with you.

[PATRIOT1876]

“I plan to sell indulgences for carbon use, so that it is as if you have never committed a carbon sin. With the help of the pope, I will become the first Trillionaire (take THAT Bush. HA!)and the Vatican will add several trillion to its coffers.

I also have a new solar powered rosary, blessed by the pope, for %49.99 + $149.50 for shipping and handling where you can pray to Gaia, me, the pope, tiny dictator Sheldon “anti-free speech” Whitehouse, “Hockey Stick” Mann, and Karl Marx.

Help make me the richest man in the world while saving the Earth from leprechaun induced disruptification!”
~ Algore (aka man-bear-pig)

[SpaceBar]

South Park failed to shame this guy into obscurity nine years ago.

[Old Yeller]

Poetic justice would be if his private Gulfstream jet crashed into the side of a mountain, above the tree line.

[Iron Munro]

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