Come on folks....
Even the people around here can understand self deprecation.
I think she is even bad at that...but this is not serious.
Change your underwear and get back to work.
Yeah, she's bad at it. But the whole thing is mega-bizzaro in the first place... way too much so.
She's talking about something else, thinking about something else, something she's long obsessed with, while she's saying these things.