Skip to comments.Flight attendant admits he smuggled cocaine in his spandex underwear
Posted on 10/29/2015 4:10:38 AM PDT by simpson96Edited on 10/29/2015 5:05:37 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
A flight attendant admitted Wednesday that he tried to smuggle more than 6.5 pounds of cocaine into South Florida, concealed inside long-legged spandex compression underwear he wore under his work uniform.
Authorities became suspicious of Rohan Myers soon after he arrived at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Sept. 8 as a crew member on Caribbean Airlines Flight 39 from Montego Bay, Jamaica.
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Officer, Do these drugs make my a$$ look fat?
Why yes, yes they do.
Was the crack in his crack?
He doesn’t look gay.
Is that cocaine or are you just happy to see me?
Consider this the next time ‘you’ crave booger sugar.
That’s what I was thinking - damn glad I’m not in that market. ;-) Does this coke smell like crotch? LOL
(Sigh) Am I the only one who actually reads the article before commenting? He had the drugs strapped to his ankles.
“The packages, duct-taped to his thighs and ankles”
Yes, and now stop it, we have standards to maintain.
Thighs are not crotch.
Working for minimum wage the 3 years he is facing would be over $40,000. And he would have weekends off. Not a good trade for a chance at 10,000.
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