[1217Chic]

I hate microwaves, I’m probebly the only one that doesn’t have one.

[Fhios]

Microwaves lead to Frozen Dinners. Frozen Dinners lead to excessive salt, fats and Carbohydrates, excessive salt, fats and carbohydrates lead to type 2 diabetes. Type 2 diabetes leads to the dark side.

Yoda doesn’t microwave either.