[COBOL2Java]

Did they pull the paperwork out of his butt during the autopsy?

[Coroner's Assistant]: "Doctor! What's that thing sticking out of the rectum?"
[Coroner]: "Forceps"
(Retrieves the rolled-up document, examines it) "Good heavens! It's a Kenyan Birth Certificate!"

[Vermont Lt]

I am sure they have “Top Men” working on cleaning out his personal effects. Top men.