[Kid Shelleen]

I once visited the University of Maryland. I guess that qualifies me as an alumnus even though I don’t have the required documentation.

[Steve_Seattle]

"I once visited the University of Maryland. I guess that qualifies me as an alumnus even though I don’t have the required documentation."

Good one. And the janitors are professors and that bum lounging around in the quad is a student.

The old "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" line is now official policy in some places.