Posted on 12/22/2015 12:26:37 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
Pulling the covers over her head is just poor technique. Here’s how to do it properly:
1. When you feel a big one coming on, place both arms over the covers on your chest to hold them down.
2. Next, slowly, quietly lift the covers with the foot on her side of the bed.
3. As you let it rip, simultaneously drop your elevated foot while lifting the covers in front of her face.
Properly done, the covers make a bellows and push the gaseous emissions up her nose.
Now, try to pretend you’re asleep. If you start laughing you’re dead.
If he didn’t make it a dutch oven, what’s her problem?
Yep. Doesn’t pass the smell test.
Trust me on this one ---that doesn't work--- it can horribly backfire even ---if you don't have a dog, in the first place.
You haven’t experienced chemical warfare until you’ve slept with a bulldog on your bed.
Just saying.
Pricy, but one of the best there is:
http://www.customprobiotics.com/custom-probiotics-11-strain.htm
cured my IBS-D after levaquin wiped out my microbiome.
a good addition to the regime is a prebiotic foodstuff for the probiotic:
http://www.swansonvitamins.com/swanson-ultra-inulin-powder-8-oz-227-grams-pwdr
Thanks for sharing.
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