[BenLurkin]

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

[MayflowerMadam]

“Little Drummer Boy”. arrrgh!

[Disambiguator]

This one is horrible on many levels, even if it is parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWKN-EYFxbs

[mountn man]

I’m kinda ambivalent to Feliz Navidad, but the rest I could do without hearing ever again.

[dead]

The Twelve Days of Christmas by pretty much anybody, but especially the Chipmunks.

[HomerBohn]

Grandma was sexually assaulted by a reindeer.

[dead]

I think this guy doesn’t understand the whole point of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - unbeknownst to the child narrator, Santa Claus is daddy, you big dummy!

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

“All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”

Many moons ago I had to sing that at the school Christmas program. I was missing them at the time.

[DoodleDawg]

“Santa Baby” is the worst. The other nine can vie for second place.

[FourPeas]

Dogs barking Jingle Bells

[kjam22]

No way.... “Santa got run over by a reindeer” is BY FAR the worst Christmas song ever written. And the original version of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is really good. (not the Mariah version)

[Palio di Siena]

old baltimore favorite:
“ooh, i want crabs for christmas”

[kaktuskid]

Add to the list “Baby It’s Cold Outside”..the original date rape song.

[Fiddlstix]

Click The Pics & Text For Christmas Music

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[prisoner6]

The Christmas Shoes!!!!!

I can’t even bring myself to post a link!

[Smittie]

Christmas Shoes is definitely the worst. At least most of the others have a cute premise behind them.

[DJ Frisat]

Some bad one in here, to be certain. But one I especially dislike is Holly Jolly Christmas.

Didja have trouble thinking of a rhyme, Johnny Marks? Sheesh...

[trisham]

All of them are bad, no doubt about it, but there are some that didn’t make the list that are equally as bad.

[trisham]

“Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” may be the worst, and it didn’t make the list. I hate that song.

[pfflier]

I feel so redeemed. I cringe at most if not all of these staples and lunge to the radio knob to kill the sound before my head pops.

The only one I would add to the list is the legendary guilt song "So this is Christmas" presented by that legendary wife beater and sailor mugger that we honor so much.