Last time I read TIME magazine, I hadn't gotten the internet hooked up in the house yet and women were still wearing leg warmers as a fashion statement - as if to say, yes, I'm returning from the gym after a strenuous workout when they were actually returning from the bagel shop. Remember when bagels and bran muffins were supposed to be good for you?
Person of the Year/Time 2015 was Merkel. Go figure.