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Jeb Bush Runs To Government-Funded National Public Radio To Give Out Secret Guacamole Recipe
Breitbart ^ | 12/31/15 | ALEX SWOYER

Posted on 12/31/2015 9:02:14 AM PST by jimbo123

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To: jimbo123

Squish avocados and dump into $75.00 bowl.

Wow!


21 posted on 12/31/2015 9:13:42 AM PST by dforest
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New frontiers in nerddom.


22 posted on 12/31/2015 9:16:06 AM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This space for rent.)
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This guy truly is a doofus. All the Bushes got where they are due to connections.


23 posted on 12/31/2015 9:18:23 AM PST by VerySadAmerican
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“Finally Revealed: Jeb Bush's Secret Guacamole Recipe”

Finally! Jebbie’s secret recipe to go with my autographed gauaca bowl! I'm ecstatic!

24 posted on 12/31/2015 9:19:00 AM PST by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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Five bucks says his staffers were doing Google searches for recipes yesterday.


25 posted on 12/31/2015 9:19:19 AM PST by lacrew
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To: jimbo123; MeshugeMikey

Agent Double Cero Mole!

JEBro Bodine wants to be a secret agent now!


26 posted on 12/31/2015 9:19:28 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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To: jimbo123

I’m not a Jeb supporter, would not vote for him. That said, he’s a good man. I don’t understand the vitriol thrown at him (or other failed candidates) this year.

We’ve got big problems, real evil, in this country. This kind of nonsense and nastiness does nothing to help.

Wouldn’t we serve our cause better to unite against the left and being so hateful to each other??

This thread is a waste of space.


27 posted on 12/31/2015 9:20:23 AM PST by Jedidah
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To: Old Sarge; jimbo123
jeb
28 posted on 12/31/2015 9:20:51 AM PST by corlorde
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To: Hang'emAll
I'm thinking it's more like [YouTube] "Friends" World's Best Chocolate Chip Cookie, except his recipe came from the back of a can of Chinese avocados.
29 posted on 12/31/2015 9:22:35 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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Jeb shopping for avocados with NPR reporter for this report. Not a joke.
30 posted on 12/31/2015 9:27:08 AM PST by jimbo123
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To: Jedidah

No one who advocates for fraudulently documented foreigners at the expense of the citizens and American sovereignty can be described as a good man.

Yeb! is part of the evil.

There is an evil cabal that is stealing our country from us right in front of our eyes and many do not want to see it.

All of the Cheap Labor Express candidates are part of that evil cabal. They have been thwarting the will of the people for years, keeping the borders open and the laws unenforced, to the detriment of every citizen and the country.


31 posted on 12/31/2015 9:27:15 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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Isn’t that Presidential? I’ll bet he puts beans in chili!!


32 posted on 12/31/2015 9:29:17 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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Yeb doesn’t understand why the people who he insulted at the beginning of his campaign and who he said he does not need in order to win the nomination and the general election do not support him now and why his numbers are in the 2-3% area.

Guacamole recipe?

Seriously?

Yeb is a twink.


33 posted on 12/31/2015 9:31:53 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Carter...Reagan...Bush...Clinton....Bush....Carter....BUSH? / CLINTON? STOP THE INSANITY!)
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That lemon forgot to add lime!


34 posted on 12/31/2015 9:40:51 AM PST by maggief
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And after broadcasting it on PBS, his recipe remains a secret.

The guacamole bowl looks a lot like a Fijian tanoa, which is a bowl used to make kava, a mild narcotic.


35 posted on 12/31/2015 9:42:04 AM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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Don't eat it! It has his boogers in it.
36 posted on 12/31/2015 9:46:13 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: Old Sarge
At the very least, you've identified the secret ingredient Mexican restaurants don't want you to know about.


37 posted on 12/31/2015 9:48:27 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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That’s the recipe from Taco Bell.

Nice, Jeb. You finally let everyone know you are a complete and total idiot.


38 posted on 12/31/2015 9:48:47 AM PST by anton
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Still don’t understand why people like Yeb and John Kasich aren’t running as Democrats.


39 posted on 12/31/2015 9:52:35 AM PST by indthkr
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I understand where you are coming from. That said, here is my take on it:
Seriously how is Jeb different from any random liberal?
I do not think he is an evil person, but I also do not think he is a good man. I do however think that he is a coward and a weakling. I think he feels entitled to the nomination and I think he’s mad as hell at Trump, Cruz, and all of us who won’t just fall in line and get behind him. I think he is a condescending, petulant, arrogant elitist. Also, I’m serious here, his actions are so bizarre, I’m thinking that the boy ain’t right.
I don’t hate him, but I have a weird mix of contempt and pity for him. Gotta say though, the contempt outweighs the pity though.


40 posted on 12/31/2015 9:53:00 AM PST by chae (The Lannisters send their regards--Game of Thrones)
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