1 posted on
01/01/2016 5:24:23 PM PST by
Kaslin
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird
2 posted on
01/01/2016 5:26:45 PM PST by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
To: Kaslin
Oh God. Here they come. Chuck Norris jokes. Can’t wait (sarcasm)
3 posted on
01/01/2016 5:26:59 PM PST by
IAMNO1
(Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
To: Kaslin
The Nile River was formed by the tears of the sphinx after Chuck Norris broke its nose, it still cries today
4 posted on
01/01/2016 5:28:05 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Kaslin
6 posted on
01/01/2016 5:29:33 PM PST by
SkyDancer
("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
To: Kaslin
Ghosts sit around the camp fire telling Chuck Norris stories.
To: Kaslin
To: Kaslin
From the mid 80s to early 90s, our neighbor smuggled bibles into communist Romania. He was one of the bravest men I knew. I cannot imagine what would have happened to him if he had been caught.
12 posted on
01/01/2016 5:40:03 PM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
(For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
To: Kaslin
After Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home from the hospital.
13 posted on
01/01/2016 5:44:23 PM PST by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: Kaslin
A day in my life that really put a smile on my face - hearing that communist dictator Ceacescu was dragged out and shot dead by the people he oppressed.
There is justice in the world, sometimes.
14 posted on
01/01/2016 5:44:32 PM PST by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
To: Kaslin
If you google the words “chuck norris sucks” the only results you get back are the words “run while you still can”
To: Kaslin
Cuz they finally found somebody to whip Dracula’s *ss... That’s why.
20 posted on
01/01/2016 6:03:37 PM PST by
roamer_1
(Globalism is just Socialism in a business suit.)
To: Kaslin
21 posted on
01/01/2016 6:12:59 PM PST by
Albion Wilde
("Look, the establishment doesn't want me, because I don't need the establishment." --Donald Trump)
To: Kaslin
26 posted on
01/01/2016 7:01:08 PM PST by
XEHRpa
To: Kaslin
27 posted on
01/01/2016 7:55:18 PM PST by
moovova
To: Kaslin
This documentary will air on PBS Independent Lens on 1/3. Not sure what time.
We saw the preview last night while waiting for the live stream of the new Sherlock Holmes episode on PBS.org.
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