[sagar]

Trump will insult you by calling low energy and asking for your birth certificate. He will then get you drunk and rip you off by getting the deeds to your house.

Cruz will drive you home.

[Cboldt]

-- Trump will insult you by calling low energy and asking for your birth certificate. He will then get you drunk and rip you off by getting the deeds to your house. --

And THEN, he'd say, "You're Fired!"

Great cariacture and sterotype. It works, it really does. Should be on SNL.