Reminds me of the joke, where the pastor is giving a sermon on a very hot summer day, and it gets so intense, that a choir girl is leaning forward, and starts to fall to the ground, but as luck would have it, her boot gets caught on a nail, holding her from falling, but her dress is now around her neck, with no under wear, and the pastor shouts out "No man shall cast his eyes a-pond that child of GOD, or he shall go Blind!"
And the one old guy say's: well heck, I'll risk one eye!