It only came out stupid because he's a lot bigger and more awkward than Saudi ventriloquists are used to.
Mr. niteowl77
“Saudi ventriloquists”
Jeb Bush goes to a ventriloquist show in Florence to relax from the stress of campaigning.
The ventriloquist sees him and asks the crowd to give him a hand for his never-say-die attitude, and they do.
But as the show went on, the dummy made a number of jokes at Jeb’s expense—one about how he used to date Jeb’s wife and other cracks until a red-faced Jeb couldn’t take it anymore.
“All of you, don’t clap! I’ve had it, gee whiz. I could be climbing Mr. Everest or something but here I am and I come here and get even more abuse, darn it, and I’ll be double-dipped in doo doo if I’m putting up with it anymore, you son of a gun ... and oh “
And the ventriloquist apologized profusely & sincerely: “I didn’t mean to insult you governor! It’s all a part of the act, please understand ...”
And Jeb continues, “I’m not talking to you, you gyp, I’m talking to the little jerk in your lap.”