He needs help.
Into a cell at Rikers Island.
He is more likely to receive a desk appearance ticket, and then his case will be adjourned in contemplation of dismissal.
Spitzer is.. Interestingly idiotic in his contradictions.
The local to me Wallkill police department was sexually harassing women, got caught, got sued by Spitzer.
Yet he was doing lots of skeevy things himself.
Prison?
Counting trees in Siberia and propositioning polar bears.