Posted on 02/16/2016 2:46:56 PM PST by Sheapdog
The latest NBC News/Wall St. Journal polling revealed a rare area of agreement between Democrat and Republican voters, namely that both groups now overwhelmingly believe that only the merciless slaughter of the opposing party and its voters can solve America's problems. Among those identifying as Republican, Conservative, or Libertarian, 83 percent favored the wholesale massacre of all liberal freaks, while 87 percent of Democrats, Liberals, and Progressives supported the total liquidation of right-wing lunatics.
"For most of 2015, and now into 2016, the country's mood was defined by anger at the inexplicable stupidity of the opposition party," said Democratic pollster Fred Yang of Hart Research Associates, which conducted this survey with Republican pollster Bill McInturff of Public Opinion Strategies. "Now that has abruptly changed to the fear that dissenting opinions will destroy America, and the people's universal solution seems to be the annihilation of anyone with a differing point of view."
“It makes perfect sense if you think about it,†continued Yang. “The Republicans want the poor to starve, the sick to die, and the earth to boil. They oppress minorities, want everyone shooting at each other, and they cling to the First Amendment as if feelings aren't important. We even try to compromise with them: In order to survive, this country desperately needs government to assume complete control over the economy, but Republicans have an aneurysm over a simple revamping of just the healthcare sector. It's time they went extinct. â€
“Unicorn-molesting jackasses,†commented McInturff. “Safe zones, Caitlyn Jenner, crappy solar cars... mandatory school lunches that nobody wants. They'd sooner see another 9-11 or a nuclear Iran than offend a single Muslim. What kind of deranged simpleton thinks that without the rich there would be no poor, without guns there would be no death, or that without bureaucratic oversight we couldn't correctly choose the right light bulb? If it was up to them, we'd have a cabinet position in charge of single-ply toilet paper and another in charge of double-ply. America would be better off if we butchered every last one of them.â€
But Democratic pollster Peter Hart cautioned that this consensus could be temporary, especially considering that the two sides cannot agree on a method of execution. “While Democrats trend towards the creation of a government agency that will, over a period of ten years, reduce the budget deficit while systematically determining and carrying out the most tolerant and humane way of killing Republicans, Republicans just want to take Democrats out back and shoot 'em. Let's wait and see whether they can even agree on a bloodbath three months from now."
The poll, conducted through land line and cell calls to 2,000 individuals, contains a +/-3 percent margin of error.
"I wish [Republicans] were all f*****g dead."
-- Little Danny Savage, gentle 'gay' spokesman
Wishing and doing are two different things Danny.Got any skills?I thought not.
Did they correlate gun ownership rates among the differing groups? ;-)
I agree with the premise of both sides, on the issues, the tactics and ultimate outcome.
We would win of course becuase they are a bunch of sniveling, whiners, who can’t take a punch and the sight of blood from a papercut is enough to make em pass out...
And when the jihadi flash mob hits, which group will be hiding behind which group?
I disagree with this. I don’t think democrats want to reduce the budget deficit.
We do not need liberals with their worthless study degrees and their do nothing lives. The libs are like a blood sucking parasites, and they need us to survive. Kill the host and the parasites also die.
Jihadis are typically socially conservative, to put it mildly. Most Republicans would just need to step aside.
Folks....it’s not real.
Definitely don’t want to stay anywhere with their backs to the left.
Satire?!? I certainly hope so.
This is satire, although it’s actually almost true if unspoken of the left’s desires and endgame. I just figures people could figure it out themselves without a disclaimer.
I hope so too but remember Bill Ayers Weather Underground whose goals were to one day exterminate 25 million Americans.
It may be satire, but it is hard to tell these days.
I’m glad we have the guns :)
Danny pretty much sums up the current Democrat Party.
I had family members who turned out to be barking moonbats. They are no longer family. They have been disowned by me and others who refused to drink the Kool Aid.
How about a friendly divorce instead?
One side can have the left coast, the other the right. We’ll flip a coin for who gets what.
You are aware that The People’s Cube is a satire site aren’t you?
I know that the People’s Cube is political satire done by a former Soviet Agitprop dude. Having lived in Minnestoopid for ten years, I have seen the white hot hate of the Left first hand, where physical assault and destruction of property is consider legitimate political expression, as long as the person expressing is a Lefty barking moonbat. The mayor of Minnecraponus even called the RNC 8 heroes (these were the spoiled children who broke windows, and even planned to set of incendiary devices near police officers).
So while this is satire, the Peoples Cube is right on the mark.
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