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wlol...here's an example:

"You know Firebrand. This morning I woke up and thanked God that I was in the United States. I got out of bed, the bed that was made by hard working Americans from the great state of Kansas...and put on my slippers. And as I walked to the kitchen I remembered that many immigrants huddled together, hungry and half awake as they too, walked. They walked to freedom. They walked to liberty. And I opened the refrigerator...marveling at the light...the light that represented the light of God shining on the bounty...and I took out the egg..the egg that was produced by a chicken that was fed by an unsung worker who was up at 3 AM to feed that noble chicken. And when I said I was going to fry it and eat I did EXACTLY what i said I was going to do. Now...my opponent, Donald....Donald breathe...breathe...my opponent said his favorite eggs are fried eggs. Yet the New York times hinted that he might be "flexible" and that he might really mean a different type of egg preparation. Now I have just one question....can we trust a man who's can flip flop on what types of eggs he likes?

You know Firebrand. This morning I woke up and thanked God that I was in the United States. I got out of bed, the bed that was made by hard working Americans from the great state of Kansas...and put on my slippers. And as I walked to the kitchen I remembered that many immigrants huddled together, hungry and half awake as they too, walked. They walked to freedom. They walked to liberty. And I opened the refrigerator...marveling at the light...the light that represented the light of God shining on the bounty...and I took out the egg..the egg that was produced by a chicken that was fed by an unsung worker who was up at 3 AM to feed that noble chicken. And when I said I was going to fry it and eat I did EXACTLY what i said I was going to do. Now...my opponent, Donald....Donald breathe...breathe...my opponent said his favorite eggs are fried eggs. Yet the New York times hinted that he might be "flexible" and that he might really mean a different type of egg preparation. Now I have just one question....can we trust a man who's can flip flop on what types of eggs he likes?

You need to do a Youtube "Downfall" type of video using some Cruz footage instead of the Hitler movie, and with this as the script.