Maher Fantasizes About Trump Dying on Stage, Jokes About Cheney Dying

NewsBusters.org ^ | March 12, 2016 | Brad Wilmouth

[Kaslin]

On Friday's Real Time on HBO, host Bill Maher joked about having a fantasy that an apparently unstoppable Donald Trump will unexpectedly drop dead on stage, and, moments later, joked about the possibility that discussing former Vice President Dick Cheney on his show might result in his death as he recalled the coincidental passing of Antonin Scalia and Nancy Reagan right after Maher had mentioned them on the air.

Maher Fantasizes Trump Dying on Stage, Jokes About Cheney Dying

The HBO comedian set up his Trump death fantasy by recalling that people often ask him if the GOP candidate could really be elected President: "Everyone comes up to me these days and says, 'Bill, could Trump really be President?' 'Yeah. F***, yeah.'"

He then brought up the movie War of the Worlds which features alien invaders that suddenly and unexpectedly die at the end:

Although, here's a little bit of hope, you know. I know, nothing ever seems to stop this guy no matter what you throw at him. You ever see the movie War of the Worlds, Tom Cruise movie, right? That gives me hope because, if you remember the movie, the space invaders are just totally kicking our ass. I mean, they got their tripods, they got the forcefields around them, nothing can stop them, and then they just die.

They just die. Nobody does anything. They just f***ing die. I mean, it's like they just got to page 100 in the script and went, "F*** it, they just die." Have Morgan Freeman come and do a voiceover. They get the flu or something.

Maher then added: "That's my fantasy. Trump will be up there one day: 'I am the greatest, ahhhh!'"

The HBO comedian dropped to the floor, causing audience laughter and applause, and then got back up and continued: "He just dies. That's it, all right, that's the fantasy."

Moments later, he brought up the recent deaths of Scalia and Nancy Reagan right after Maher had mentioned them on his show:

Something spooky is going on here at Real Time because, two weeks ago, I mentioned Antonin Scalia, and he died later on that night. And last week I mentioned Nancy Reagan, and she died the next day.

He then continued: "So this is a reminder, life is short, we all have to go sometime, and a quick story about Dick Cheney."

After audience laughter and applause, he added: "No, no, no, okay, all right, I know. I don't wish Dick Cheney dead, okay? I can't control that anyway. So don't write in."

[jonrick46]

Did Maher make a joke about Nancy Reagan? He probably did.

I have to report that I just stepped on Bill Maher. It was on the bottom of my shoe. He was hard to scrap off and he really really stunk. I ended getting my shoe all wet with the garden hose. Those damned dogs!

[bigbob]

Bill Maher is like a pile of dog sh!t along the walk of life...

[AlanGreenSpam]

*** I WORRY ABOUT TRUMP’S SAFETY!!! ****

*** BECAUSE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR A HANDFUL OF SECRET SERVICE AGENTS TO STOP A MOB IN A CAMPAIGN RALLY, ISN’T IT TIME TO END THE MASS RALLY FORMAT OF CAMPAIGNING??? IT’S JUST TOO DANGEROUS TO BE DOING SO IN THIS HATEFUL WORLD. ****

On another note, here’s DIAMOND & SILK (2 funny black Trump supporters about the incident):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ags62-VvwEY

[GOPJ]

The Truth:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepGO6HqL3o

[Rockitz]

What an a$$hole!

[pepsi_junkie]

Saying “I wish they would die” is one step away from “Off with their heads”

[alloysteel]

In sober and reasonable reflection, it is much more likely the HERSELF will collapse on stage during some exchange where Herself is actually challenged on any of her multitude of misfeasance and malfeasance of office incidents. Her health is already a little questionable, and there are signs that the fall in December 2012 led to a serious stroke, only by very strenuous rehabilitation efforts were most of the effects mitigated and effectively concealed. And considering the very close personal guard that surrounds Herself, they are there for a reason that has less to do with security than with making sure that nothing untoward happens should an outsider manage to get close enough to ask a question that could trigger one of those famous (or infamous) outbursts that would make The Donald blush, considering some of the intemperate language Herself has used in the past.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Look at the numbers voting for the negro community organizer from Chicago. Look at the numbers attending Bernie’s rallies. Look at the numbers supporting Hillary. That will give you an idea of his viewers.

[Kaslin]

What do you expect.

[Navin Johnson]

Maher is a POS. Difficult to believe that Ann Coulter was stupid enough to date this loser.

[Kaslin]

They would do the same thing to any republican candidate that would be the forerunner. Their purpose is to get Hillary Rodham Clinton elected

[grumpygresh]

Maher is a NWO tool up there to keep up the right/left, GOP/Dem myth alive.

The Leftists and most Dems are too brain dead to figure out that the Federal government is run by blood sucking demons. Maher is working on keeping the morons in the propaganda matrix.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

I hate to say it but Hillary will win. The current demographics of our nation favor her as do her offering them “Freebies.”

[Fred Hayek]

Hey, I fantasize about Leftist being sent to the gulag. They like socialism so much, why not.

[LegendHasIt]

To my shame, I fantasize about Maher choking to death on his own spewing bile, just about every time I hear his name or read his words..

That he occasionally shows an understanding the reality of Islam does not ameliorate my disdain for him, but exacerbates it; since it proves that he is capable of rational thought... He just chooses not to use it most of the time.

[Ohioan]

No one knows how to hate like the Pseudo-intellectual self-proclaimed advocate of tolerance and good will.

But over the past 20 or so hours, we have entered into the critical phase of a crisis where hope & despair are both possible results of a gathering confrontation.

Pray that American Conservatives will have the sense & mettle to stand with Donald.

[tophat9000]

Bill Maher is Glenn Beck

[vette6387]

I understand Maher’s mother took Thalidomide and look what she birthed, a Nine Pound Nose!

[stocksthatgoup]

Sick! But The idiot will just claim it was Humour

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Maher could die tomorrow and nobody would miss him. He adds nothing positive to this world.