[rktman]

CHALK ATTACK! OMG! WHAT DO WE DO TO THWART THIS EVIL?

[Eddie01]

Human sacrifice. It’s the only way.

[Purdue77]

“WHAT DO WE DO TO THWART THIS EVIL?”
Oh, but it is so simple. First, we require background checks on anyone wanting to buy chalk. Then, we require the manufacturers of the chalk add something into the chalk to allow for tracking the perps. Of course, we can’t allow the sale or distribution of high capacity chalk boxes. Nor, can we allow the sale of large caliber chalk. I just don’t know why anyone needs large caliber chalk in this day and age. We have computers and cell phones for communications. Why do we need chalk. Ban it now. Establish a registry for all chalk users. Chalk users are evil. It’s for the children.

[Delta 21]

Just to let everyone know they are planning legislation against large capacity chalk boxes and I am anticipating there being a CHALK SHORTAGE due to the rising popularity of the Evil Donald Trump. I have already noticed the shelves bare in several stores around so I am encouraging everyone to snatch up as muck chalk as you can.

Its our most effective weapon on college campi.