It has not been a good Friday for Ted Cruz.
It’s the Beck Effect.
It remains to be seen who’s having a bad Friday.
i think its his wife with the mental problems,but hey u never know
I have a feeling its not going to be a good month for Ted.
You know you’re having a bad day when-—
Your suggestion box starts ticking.
Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
Your wife starts charging you rent.
A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
You see your wife and your girlfriends all having lunch together.
A copy of your birth certificate comes in the mail marked null and void.
Your children’s school calls to surrender.
You’re so bored you play hide & seek alone.
The fortune teller charges you half price.
People give you the senior citizen discount and you’re only 37.
Your wife takes the dog on vacation and leaves you at the kennels.
You find a note on the table instead of supper.
Your wife tapes your picture to the dart board.
Your wife is sitting on the stove holding a picket sign.
Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map
Your plants do better when you don’t talk to them