ROFLMAO!!!!
it’s just so crazy it might work!!
Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it, in Benny’s head.
The people gasped as he bled:
The end of a Ted?
Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the Palais in bits.
They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit.
But some of him was missing
And “part of him” arrived too late,
So now he works for Jesus
As the bouncer at St. Peter’s Gate.
(RIP Keith Emerson)