Waterboard, and don ‘t forget o baptiZe them.... Buwahaha.
You may be on to something. A water boarding baptism. That ought to terrify the jihadist and drive the left insane... Okay, more insane.
Perfect solution for the sanctimonious: Christian waterboarding. These bleeding deacons forget that waterboarding does not harm the recipient, it just scares him. And the intel gained may save many lives.